National Secret...

Well done, Al, for finding this evidence of a Government conspiracy...

As a young lad, I thought the Government to be full of wise, superhuman characters who calmly guided the runnings of the country and national security. One of the most important bits of knowledge essential to growing up is to realise that this is total bollocks. Take this map, cunningly found by Al, as an example of the intellect of those who control our nukes :

Can you believe it? Just don't tell anyone, because it's a SECRET bunker.

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