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The Ranks of Medical Staff |
I spotted this at the JR hospital and was amused. Needless to say it was at the Nurses' bay...
THE RANKS OF MEDICAL STAFF
Consultant
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more productive than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God
Registrar
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a steam engine
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special request is approved
General Practitioner
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a steam engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water on indoor swimming pools
Is occasionally addressed by God
Senior House Officer
Barely clears a picket fence
Loses a tug-of-war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Swims well
Talks with animals
House Officer
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Gets run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Dog paddles
Talks to walls
Medical Student
Runs into buildings
Recognises a train two times out of three
Squirts himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
Mumbles to himself
Nurse
Lifts buildings up and walks underneath them
Knocks trains off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and crunches them up
Parts seas with a wave of the hand.
IS GOD!!!
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