Alastair and Martin's Web Site The Random Archive



For some unknown reason, Al appears to accumulate more random joke emails, links, etc, than the whole population of Bolivia put together. He then proceeds to bombard his address book with these amusing items of unknown provenance.

Martin, to be honest, is not much better. Alcohol-induced moments of creativity lead to the production of Monty Pythonesque adventures and stories. He has even been known to write what he would consider to be poetry, but has decided to be merciful and not inflict it on the innocent public.

Below is just a tiny selection of the total multitude of crap that Al and Martin have at their disposal:


STUFF MART HAS WRITTEN

The epic Quest for the Holy Fish.

Script for a new Goon Show.

 

OTHER STUFF

Could you be in the A-Team?

Investigations of Unexplained Beer Objects

Holidays for Mad Scientists.

Proposals for OUSU Council.

The ranks of Medical Staff.

The Website Bloke Test

100 reasons why it's bad to be a T£ddy Haller.

Greaves' Rules of pub drinking.

A National Securtiy secret - revealed.

Beer problems? See the Troubleshooter.

Please, think of the kittens.

How to prevent insanity.

 

LINKS

Pirates!

Jesus Christ Superstore.

Backyard Artillery

Lord of the Rings: Abridged.

Mizujitsu.

Picture yourself in Lego.




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