Alastair and Martin's Web Site The Quotes Menu



People say the oddest things and it often the least suspected people who have everyone rolling around the floor with laughter after some particularly memorable mouth-in-gear, brain-in-neutral utterance.

It has been our task over the last few years to record these events diligently and preserve them for posterity. Since we are no good at inscribing clay tablets or carving stone, we are forced to use the devilish medium of electronic wizardry.

Below are the links to the quote lists we have amassed. No-one is spared, from the humblest Roo, through those strange tutor and lecturer people, to the alleged leader of the Free World. Enjoy.


The last quotes, from the Sixth and final year.

Quotes from the Fifth Year, including the famous Group 6 Firm.

Clinical quotes from first clinical year - path, medicine and surgery.

The Quotes Archive from 1998 to 2001 of our acquaintences.

The complete Pre-clinical quotes - tutors and lecturers.

And finally, His Most Belligerant George Dubya.




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