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Unexplained Beer Objects |
It has come to our attention after many years of study that certain phenomena
are associated with the act of beer drinking. This manifestations, known only as Unexplained Beer Objects (UBOs) or Cervisial Phantasms materialize
towards the end of a drinking session and are responsible for the events that occur after the pubs shut when one's reasoning and memory
become somewhat impaired.
As scientific individuals, we intend to isolate more of these archetypes with further practical research. Those identified so far are as follows:
UBO |
MANIFESTATION |
Beer Compass |
directs you home after a night of beer |
Beer Scooter |
gets you home faster than you anticipated after a night of beer |
Beer Coat |
keeps you warm while you're on the beer scooter |
Beer Magnet |
directs you to the only off-licence or take-away still open |
Beer Goggles |
explains why you have that weman in your bed after a night of beer |
Beer Monkey |
steals all your money after a night of beer |
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