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BLOKE TEST... |
In true FHM fashion, the authors slug it out
in the Web Site Bloke Test. Let the best man win!
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ALASTAIR |
MARTIN |
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| 1) What is the most "unusual" drink you've ever ordered? | A Tropical Rio. Don't Ask. Actually, it was a Mediterranean Rio. That makes it worse. 1 (for audacity) |
Pint of lager? Erm, half of lager? No actually I once ordered a green chatreuse (not for me). 0 |
| 2) Have you ever appered in court? | No(t yet). 0 |
Yes. It lasted all week, and was quite fun. I was on the jury, though, so I don't think it counts. 0 |
| 3) How many people have you knocked out? | Two. Plus I think I have an outstanding obligation to knock Roo out before the end of his time at Oxford. 1 |
Four confirmed Rugby pitch "accidents". Very easy to do in the middle of a scrum. 1 |
| 4) Have you anything to do with electromagnetism? | Unfortunately, yes. Although potentially (ha, ha) not any more. 0 |
As my T-Shirt confirms, I have nothing to do with electromagnetism. 1 |
| 5) What is the strongest drink you've ever had (quote ABV if known)? | Don't know the ABV, but it must be that God-awful Swedish inflammable clear-looking sticky stuff. 1 |
Walter Hicks 125 degree proof navy rum. That works out to 71.4%, I think. Not for the faint-hearted. 1 |
| 6) What is the most you've ever drunk in one day? | In units.....let me count.....about 30. 1 |
School Leavers' Ball - 13 pints, 2 bottles of wine, and a port. That's 39 units. 1 |
| 7) What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done? | Got into a car with Liam "Mansell" Magee. 1 |
Unintentially intended to use myself as a mains earthing rod while doing some recent rewiring. Fortunately I was wearing some pretty thickish soled shoes. BUZZZT. 1 |
| 8) Do you own any weapons for "self defence" | I now own a BB gun, a combat knife, a lock knife, and of course my body is now a finely honed weapon in it's own right. 1 |
An 19th century flintlock musket and a Light Cavalry Sabre. The musket is a replica, but the sword is real enough!1 |
| 9) Have you ever been told by a random bird you have a "nice mullet" | No. 1 |
Haha. No. 1 |
| 10) Finally, if a pub ran out of beer (including kegs such as Guinness) what would you drink? | Vodka. Probably straight if it was inexpensive enough or I felt rich. 1 |
Single Malt. Preferably in doubles, no ice (why dilute it?). 1 |
| Grand Total | A superlative 8 for Astro-Al |
But an equally impressive 8 for Dr. Martin |
So there we have it. The authors prove their virility in
legendary fashion. Isn't it strange how they always seem to end up with the same score? Anyone fancy a spot of bear-fighting?
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